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This one’s for the smashers who prefer blunt force and dramatic entrances. A goblin‑like warrior in spiked skull armor crackles with icy blue energy, two massive stone hammers raised and ready, while a ghostly wolf head snarls from the swirl. Bold, gold “HAMMERS” text underlines the joke—perfect for metalheads, fantasy mains, and anyone who hits problems until they stop moving.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
5.3 oz.,
100% preshrunk cotton
Safety Pink, S. Orange, are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Seamless rib at neck
Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle stitching throughout
Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
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| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |