Barely Functioning Sloth T‑Shirt – Barely Functioning with Coffee, Chaos & Chronic Exhaustion Funny Sloth Tee for ADHD, Depression, Burnout & Spoonies

Running on caffeine and sheer stubbornness. This sleepy sloth clings to his coffee while the world burns around him, which is honestly the most accurate life update we’ve seen. Perfect for burnout brains, night-shift gremlins, and anyone who’s ‘here’ but absolutely not thriving. Soft, comfy tee that says: I’m present, I’m tired, and I’m doing the bare minimum with style.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Safety Pink, S. Orange, are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit