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For the people whose brain files keep getting “saved but not opened.” Bright, messy, and unashamed—this tee says you’re professional at delaying things, not lazy. Perfect for ADHD, autism, or depression days when executive function ghosts you. Soft unisex fit, printed on midweight cotton, true to size with relaxed drape. Wear it to meetings you’ll avoid, study sessions you’ll start later, and couch marathons you’ll absolutely win in the end.
Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |